Silly pro life argument number 1:
I hate when pro lifers say, “well what if that baby was going to cure cancer.”
Ok, but what if that fetus was your future rapist and/or murderer?
This argument goes both ways and quite frankly your argument is an awful one, and you should feel bad.
this argument also means I should start crying and feel terrible everytime I masturbate.
"Hey there, Cas. Mind if I sit?"
Part 2 (part 1 here)
I reblogged this like 10 times already and I still want to do it every time I see it! XD
raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life
garblefart said: was jello originally flat-chested and then saw a pair of tits and went "I WANT" and suddenly fwoomph
This anime does strange things to my brain
filed under more jokes i never understood until now
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
(Source: camo--zamboni, via levi-is-my-spirit-animal)
no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan
(Source: thequeenmaureen, via guy)
this is painfully accurate.
*breaks fingers* let’s do this
I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT