Not fucking untitled

September 30, 2014 at 11:44pm
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Reblogged from funnyordie

funnyordie:

via Black Teen Public Relations

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11:40pm
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Reblogged from hanklerfishcomic
edwardspoonhands:

So…when I heard “Octopus Rift” where did I put my face?

edwardspoonhands:

So…when I heard “Octopus Rift” where did I put my face?

(Source: hanklerfishcomic)

11:40pm
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Reblogged from guitarsolojones
nekoskeleton420:

this doesn’t need a caption to be funny

nekoskeleton420:

this doesn’t need a caption to be funny

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11:34pm
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Reblogged from ggaga

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via guy)

11:34pm
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Reblogged from red-wine-cheap-perfume
okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

Both couples are married.
B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

  1. Both couples are married.
  2. B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
  3. Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
  4. Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
  5. Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

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11:32pm
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Reblogged from ultrafacts
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

spacedyke:

ultrafacts:

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Day 51:  They have accepted me as their leader & still do not know that i am a robot.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

spacedyke:

ultrafacts:

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Day 51:  They have accepted me as their leader & still do not know that i am a robot.

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11:31pm
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Reblogged from cassieisclose
annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(Source: cassieisclose, via levi-is-my-spirit-animal)

11:28pm
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Reblogged from prekrasnoe-mngnovenie

jykinturah:

kimpossibooty:

professoroakofficial:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

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11:26pm
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Reblogged from kyousaya
poppypicklesticks:

ithotyouknew:

retroactivebakeries:

kyousaya:

tumblr is literally selling out the period now

late capitalism is wild

I mean, do y’all wanna start paying to reblog steal this look posts or do you wanna let tumblr collect coins from Starbucks so they can pay their bills like please

"tumblr is selling out!"
No tumblr is just living in the real world where they have bills to pay instead of relying on the bandwith fairies 

poppypicklesticks:

ithotyouknew:

retroactivebakeries:

kyousaya:

tumblr is literally selling out the period now

late capitalism is wild

I mean, do y’all wanna start paying to reblog steal this look posts or do you wanna let tumblr collect coins from Starbucks so they can pay their bills like please

"tumblr is selling out!"

No tumblr is just living in the real world where they have bills to pay instead of relying on the bandwith fairies 

(via hoothoot-bokut)

11:25pm
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Reblogged from mattniskanenseyebrows

lydiamahrtn:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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