sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
How can you not like Ozzy Osbourne?
well i mean
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
one of the funniest things on tumblr is seeing someone really truly complain about nobody replying to a post, especially if you have like 60 followers. Someone I follow said “Why the hell do i even have 68 followers, if none of you give a fuck? Jfc.”
fuckin if you don’t want them then why do you care jeez
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Fact submitted by: bonjourtammy
guess I am not to be trusted
i tried to take a picture damnit
annnnnd you are fucking adorableAWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y
It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE
Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord
is this tinkerbell?
Safe to say we found the most adorable human ever